Where did chotu go?
He's gone inside to keep
the bucket that you threw.
Brother, they took our car.
The three chics took your car.
They made a big fool of you.
Men can't think straight
With a hot-head.
Car, money,
Honour, Wife
Kings lost their kingdoms
due to this hot-hotheadedness.
Battles were fought!
Hello, sir. I'm alright. Please talk decently.
Let me talk.
Hey, I'm the wife of Pranav Kumar.
Oh, your highness, please order.
He is my brother.
We were lost,
So those chics helped us.
Do you know anything about them?
I don't know much about them, your highness.
These ladies come from Punjab,
Fuck innocent people
I mean, fool innocent people
People say that
They come here and do some dirty work
And then rob valuables like wallets, clothes and in your case, car.
No one informs the police?
Since the chics are from Punjab,
Bhatinda,
and then you know,
policemen are lazy.
Policemen here have jurisdiction here,
Policemen there have jurisdiction there.
It's all messed up.
No one is interested in working.
Couldn't you have told us when they were taking our car?
Please forgive me, your highness.
It's a source of entertainment for me
There is no TV, cable,
And the internet is also 2g.
I would advise you
Take the highway
And catch the car.
That bus is crap.
Won't have made it far.
I'm saying let's just go to the cops.
Fuck this shit.
No, then Pranav will get to know about
all this and that'll be another mess.
If anything happens to Tiago,
I won't be able to live.
Quit your melodrama.
Let's take a lift till the highway
Then we'll figure out the rest.
Lift? Why?
Your highness,
Offer me a chance to serve you.
In my opinion,
You should rent one of my cars
And get going.
Let's discuss the budget.
This
And this.
Both move like knife on butter.
Where are we?
All these used cars are up for sale
Yeah, but isn't it too quiet?
Baba, I think we shouldn't take Chanchal along.
So you'll leave me in the parking lot?
I'm concerned about your safety. You don't need to bark.
I wish our parents had thought
so much about safety.
That's very rude huh?
very rude
You deserve it
Hey,
How is it my fault?
And if you had obediently
had sex with Shoshana
then we wouldn't be running
around in the desert like refugees
and the car wouldn't have been stolen
My fault?
It's okay
Oh!
Okay
Sarcasm?
Nice
Um, excuse me brother
Ya?
Tell
Epic
We wanted a favour from you
Tell
We..
Man, wh..what are you doing with this phone
Baba this is beautiful!
Tch, hey
Um, we are
looking for them
Have you gone crazy?
your fate is doomed
Don't go looking for them
But, they stole our car
Hahaha, that is what they do
So we just want to talk to them
Don't talk to them
You need to talk to their daddy
Where will we find their dad?
Right in this lane
Ahead of Lucky's store
Baba
He is doing it with all three of them together
Should we knock?
Sshh.. element of surprise
What if he shoots us in the name of surprise
Let's open this
Baba one..two..
Hey, quite
Chitvan shalom!
Hey Soshan
Baby
Who's that?
Hey
Friends!
come
You are?
Polo Marco
You already met Shoshana
Jael
Tahliya
Yeah we met them, they stole our car
Now which car?
My car, Tiago
9590
Oops
Oops?
Your car's gone
Where?
Here, there everywhere
What? Let it go Na
Hey baby
No, don't be naughty
Come here, come to daddy
Come,
come come come come
I am sorry
I love them
They are like my daughters
Don't be naughty go go go
So, uh
Are you from Israel?
Israel?
They are from Pune
My real name is Makrant Pol
Here Polo Marco
Met these babies outside Osho ashram
Okay so, so what
Have you dismantled our car?
Listen Mr.
Pol
North pole, south pole, Makrant Pol
Sir your English isn't very good
Can we switch to Hindi please?
Is it okay if we talk in Hindi?
Yeah, cool
Okay, so you are saying
that you have dismantled our car and sold it?
Correct
What the fuck!
Hey, wait a minute
So now what should be done?
You tell
You won't get the car back
How about a massage?
Hey you fool stop joking about it
One minute, one minute chitvan we'll go to the police
We will go to the police
Yeah, yeah good idea
But what is the proof?
Documents of the car
You have the documents, right?
They are there in the car
What?
Yeah
You must be having copies of it, right?
It is there in the car
Any RC or anything?
Maybe you kept something in your wallet?
Will I roam around with it in my pocket?
Why won't you? He took your wallet as well
Make her understand
Cars get stolen sometimes
Fuck man Just stop it
Amazing, you guys
Just fucking go to the cops
Come on guys
What is this?
Protection
The thing is, a lot of thefts happen here
Listen
Marco Polo
Hey!
I'll hit you real hard
Just stop it. Leave him
Stop it Chitvan
Just stop it Chitvan
Stop it I said. One minute
Hey
Wallet
Yeah, giving sorry
Fast One minute
Baba what are you doing?
Let me handle this
Oh nice
Dollars
I love dollars
Take this
I have left five hundred
Feed the kids vadapav, okay?
Now things are settled between us
Go straight home, okay?
Go straight
Home
Come, let's get out of here
Come, Chitvan
Let's go
Move, move
Gave him money
Baba,
Do you understand the meaning of elder brother
What?
You shat your pants in there
You were distributing money like a cow
Did I have any other options?
He slapped me and you didn't even move
If you hadn't moved much
You wouldn't have gotten slapped
This is your reply?
And what if he molested Chanchal? What would you have done?
Nothing right?
Just shut up Chitvan, Okay?
This happened just
because of your foolishness
What the fuck did I do?
Was it necessary to argue in front of him
Do you have the documents
Photocopies of the documents?
What is in your purse?
I was just reacting naturally
At least I reacted
Unlike you
Oh come on, not you too okay?
What was I supposed to do?
Should I have hit them back?
If they would have beaten us up
And done something with Chanchal
Then could we do something?
It was smart to quietly leave that place
And go to the police after that
Baba
I used to call you a loser jokingly
Today you actually showed how fainthearted you are
If you hadn't stopped me
Hey, Jackie Chan, I didn't stop you
That guy slapped you and
His goons stopped you
And if you were so angry?
Then why didn't you beat them up then and there
Why were you waiting for my support?
You were spending your fuck all
without my support for so many years
Then what happened today?
I ran away exactly from this shit
I was happy there only
Great
So now you admit it
That running away from your problems has always been your habit
Oh please you don't speak okay?
You ran away too from there
If you were that unhappy, why didn't you leave earlier?
Pranav was heckling you out of the house
I ran away for you two Oh, come on please
Please dude, cut the crap okay?
There is no such deep love amongst us
There is a situational comedy happening
That's why we are together
Otherwise nobody is bothered about each other
We don't even know what is going on in our lives
And why do you think that happened
Because we don't fucking care
Whatever I did in there
Was because I care for you guys
And do you actually think I am scared of that shithead?
You think I am scared of him?
I can't beat him up?
Motherfucker, I'll show him right now
What I can do
Baba! Baba!`
Stop breaking shit and being a hero.
The villian is getting away.
I found my Tiago
I love you my life
See, the Tiago
Yeah Yeah yes
Sir save me sir
This guy has gone mad
He'll kill me sir
Sir, this guy and his three girls together...
Sir they are my daughters sir
Three daughters?
Yes sir. He and his brother
were trying to molest my daughters
You molested his daughters?
Hey, shut up
Yes sir, my poor girls
Were changing
He was peeping in
My kids yelled
I came outside
This guy started touching them sir
What nonsense is he saying?
I tried stopping him
He hit me with a rod instead sir
Look at this sir
Sir he...
Sir his those three daughters
Were drinking beer in the desert
He stole our car and was dismantling it and selling it
Baba, I found the car it's parked right outside
Baba
Did you sleep off?
It is a little uncomfortable, isn't it?
Do you know ladies' cell is way better than this
They have mosquito repellents too
I saw
You should be happy Baba
I told you right this experience is necessary
Now you have this experience too
Now you are a real man
Should I give you a tip?
In a hostel or jail
It is best to empty your stomach in the morning
After that the commode doesn't stay fit to be used
And you hygiene habits.. .how rude
Brother
Do you feel like going to the loo early in the morning
Come, you guys have been bailed out
Hmm get up
Hey
What happened?
Baba
Hey, What's up?
Oh, he's still in his character
Chanchal called me
In the midnight
So..
So you came all the way to Bhatinda for us?
For her
Awww
Your car keys
It's parked outside
And that
wooden carriage, what is that?
Batmobil, took it on ren..nothing
Sir
I can go right?
Yeah sure sure
Jiju, thanks
Baba, I'll see you outside
Come come
Khurana sir, thank you very much
No Kuwar sir
Why are you making it a big deal?
Don't thank me just give my salutation to colonel sir
Sure sure
Make sure you catch that fraud He shouldn't be troubling anybody else
Absolutely sir, he is lucky he escaped this time
We'll catch him sir
And brother you too
Need to control a little
Any blonde, brunette
Everyday guys are locked up for them
No no no, you are misunderstanding
It is not a wrong thing
It is very natural
But there is nothing like that sir
Chandan, Chandan
Let it go
Sir understood
Thanks
I'll leave
You have the car too and
Chanchal is also...
Where is she?
Ticket
Manali
Baba I have taken parathas and chips to eat on the way
We'll drink fresh lassi ahead
Hey listen, I
What is this?
What?
What the fuck is this?
Oh, this?
It was a prayer to find the car
Bhole baba, Neelkanth.
Changes shades,
Gets better.
I can't do this. What?
I can't do this.
I can't fucking look at you right now
Coming to you is the biggest
fucking mistake of my life
What are you saying?
Fuck you, man.
Baba, you're just jealous.
Okay, sorry!
Family helps you out during a crisis
But when the family is full of fools,
They create a crisis.
Go Mumbai Indians!
I should've gone straight to mom and dad in Manali.
Baba!
Compatibility...
♫ A mother asks, ♫
♫ “Oh my daughter, what bothers you?” ♫
♫ “Oh, mother where does the moon go, ♫
♫ where do the stars go, ♫
♫ and where do the ones we love go?” ♫
♫ Oh daughter, the moon may hide, ♫
♫ the stars may disappear, ♫
♫ the ones close to our hearts never leave us ♫